What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?